I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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