I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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