my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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