Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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