Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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