i wish peter jackson would direct porn
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I smell like Dick and happiness
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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