Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
