The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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