Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
They left me at home... I'm a liability
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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