your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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