Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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