I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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