I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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