I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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