I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he puts the penis in happiness.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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