It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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