It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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