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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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