hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I have tasted many bathrooms
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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