Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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