Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
This is my life. Enjoy the view
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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