what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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