haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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