Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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