Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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Have fun and good luck.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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