So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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