yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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