I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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