Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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