return my video game
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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