Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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