Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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