i think i have herpe
just one?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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