it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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