Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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