I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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