32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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