I cannot find my penis.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
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Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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