So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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