I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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