The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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