TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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