break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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