I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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