You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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