then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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