i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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