Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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