I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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