So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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