he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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