Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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