At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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