If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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