he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
3pm strippers are depressing
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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